Café Kloja in Hoogezand-Zuid

Nice brown cafe and bowling center, friendly owner and staff

It was actually quite cool and I probably left until the morning around 3am and it was still open.

Always great parties there. With great bands and live music.

In this dark hole that hasn't been cleaned in years, walks a grumpy Polish owner who'd rather you be gone than on the patio. Cash only! The toilet is filthier than your average dump, but that suits the interior, which was installed at the beginning of the last century and hasn't been maintained since. The carpet stinks like a million bucks, but that keeps the rats and flies at bay. Ambience? None, because nobody comes. There was one gambler inside and a beggar on the patio. Food? I wouldn't dare order it there because you'd be afraid of catching something just by stepping inside. Service? You'd have a better time getting beat up by a team of 20 hooligans than in this filthy den. Don't go there!