Noah's Arq in Nieuwmarkt/Lastage

Surprisingly mediocre minigolf courses. Not only are they laid out haphazardly (strategy won't get you anywhere; the courses aren't designed to be played smartly), but they are also poorly maintained. What is supposed to move doesn't, and there is far too much loose carpet. There are nicer and better-maintained courses in Amsterdam.

After having a drink and playing mini-golf, I went into the wrong restroom and used the men's. The manager/owner pushed open the door while I was in there. That's what you call an aggressive, misogynistic, and disrespectful person. I could have been naked or disabled. I fell right into the toilet. I absolutely do not recommend this establishment. The waitresses are nice, though.

Great family stop. Came for some games and thoroughly enjoyed the drinks and atmosphere. Manager really made the experience one to remember and really made us feel at home.

Loved this place Neon Mini Crazy Golf, good laugh 😃 very Freindly staff too

The mini golf here is fantastic and we had a great time! There’s plenty of holes to complete and a wide variety of drinks to have while you’re down there, it’s also underneath the pub when we thought was cool!

Brilliant experience and very reasonable aswell

Really enjoyed the experience. The basement area is definitely 'glow in the dark', it could use a little bit of tlc to spruce up some of the putting holes but it's good fun.

Par 51 is impossible. Nice decor though.

Really great night out with friends! Not done much mini golf before, but it was so much fun! You can even order drinks while playing too, which is also super nice. Staff were also super friendly. I will say, the holes do vary difficulty but that adds to the charm! Spent at least two hours here, and it went by in a flash. Definitely a great experience in the city, and will come here again when I’m next in the area. ☺️⛳️

We loved it, we had a great time. A good place to have a drink and then play mini-golf.

Perfect price and perfect length for some good fun. Staff was very friendly too. No reason not to try if you run into a little rain and need an indoor escape.

Super fun experience, good price and lovely service. Only drawback is it gets a bit crowded at times

Fun and different. We really liked it.

A bit amateurish. The quality of the lanes is really not good and the basement is stuffy...

The courts are in bad condition, beers and food are very expensive. Service is not too bad. Don’t go here.

18 holes, could do with a bit of a refresh as some carpets are worn/ lifting. We went during the late morning and it was very quiet.

It is a really nice place to enjoy with friends or family. You can have a nice drink while you are playing mini-golf! do not miss the chance to go!

Amazing experience the decor is absolutely brilliant

Awesome time! Nothing like it. Wish it was more air conditioned, but super friendly, and memorable as hell!

We are a family of five with adult active kids & very much enjoyed our time there. Fab decor & very friendly staff

The bar upstairs is in excellent condition and offers a wide selection of drinks. The service was also very good. However, anyone coming here primarily for the mini-golf rather than the bar will unfortunately find the courses in a very run-down and partially broken state. The premises are also somewhat cramped, and the ceilings are very low, as it's located in the bar's basement. If the courses were in better condition, it would easily deserve more stars. Until they are all repaired, however, I can't award more than two stars.

Great place, challenging mini golf!

perfect little activity, we spent about an hour here and it’s a pretty cool idea glow in the dark golf. Lots of fun and you can order a drink from the bar from down at the golf also lockers available to put bags

Very tasty beer, very friendly, good food and also nice for families. Thanks

We had a lot of fun, unfortunately only 10 lanes.

Great 17-hole mini-golf course! It takes a little while (allow between 1 and 1.5 hours) and it's not too difficult. To add a bit of a challenge, the waitress offers glasses with reduced vision. I recommend a space cake or mushrooms before starting a lively round! Drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) are a bit pricey.

We wanted to play pool while our friends played mini-golf, but they wouldn't let us. Bad waiter, empty bar with no atmosphere, and they don't seem to care about making money.

We wanted to have some drinks and play pol, and they didn’t let us, the waiter was very rude and disrispectful.

Clean and well kept, enjoyed the artwork throughout the course

The food tasted okay... but the price is anything but justified. At almost €20 for fish and chips, you'd expect fresh fish, and the portion of fries wasn't particularly large and could have used a pinch of salt and paprika. The staff is very friendly and makes a very pleasant impression 👍 The restaurant is very nicely decorated. We didn't bother with the games.

This is not the place to go for an Amsterdam transit vignette!! According to the website, you could pick up a vignette from 11:00 AM. When I inquired about an earlier pick-up, I received an unfriendly answer over the phone that it wasn't possible until 11:30 AM, and a little later, it was only possible from 12:00 PM. According to the gentleman, I should just go to another pick-up point; have a nice day and end of conversation!! It seems better to me that this gentleman stops making some extra money in this unfriendly manner! Not good advertising for his shop.

Would not recommend. We were allowed to play without being told the price upfront, then were hit with an unexpectedly high bill at the end. Not being informed of the cost before receiving the service feels dishonest and unprofessional. Clear pricing should be displayed and communicated to customers before they commit. The mini golf itself was fine, but the lack of transparency completely ruined the experience. We won’t be back. Ps the course is incredibly tight and with the congestion. Hard to play

Lovely place, fantastic experience. Only issue… my friend done mushrooms and fell into one of the holes and has been stuck there since. He belongs to you now, look after him.

New location is nice but all the holes are pretty close together so it can get crowded at times

Really good value for money nice course easy instructions and good fun for couples

An absolute highlight in Amsterdam! ✨We first played glow mini golf and then stayed at the bar afterwards — and everything was simply perfect. The atmosphere is incredibly cozy and unique, with amazing details and such a relaxed vibe. The cocktails are definitely some of the best we’ve had in Amsterdam 🍸🔥 Every drink was perfectly made with so much care and attention. We especially want to mention the incredibly friendly staff — welcoming, funny, and attentive. They made us feel at home right away. ❤️ Whether you’re looking for a fun night out, drinks with friends, or an exciting round of mini golf, this place is an absolute must in Amsterdam! We will definitely come back. Thank you for such an amazing experience! 🙌

We were forced to pay for use of the bathroom. If we were not drinking customers I can understand, but paying when also enjoying a couple of drinks is too far.

On arrival staff were friendly, and helpful. We got our drinks and then headed down to the glow in the dark mini golf. And it’s pretty spectacular, a lot of thought and effort has gone into making this course, and while yes, it is a bit tired in a few places, with some hiccups with carpet needing to be stuck down, it’s still a fun time for the mini golf enthusiast, and that fits us perfectly, go on and enjoy yourselves

We had so much fun! Quite small but really amazing concept. We had a great time and the courses were tricky. Would definitely tell a friend. Rama was kind and fun. Thanks for having us!

Such a lovely place! The people are super kind and the woman working at the bar is adorable, she really makes you feel at home. There are two pool tables and a mini golf area downstairs which is really fun. It’s not something huge or spectacular, but it’s a very pleasant place to spend some time. I would definitely come back.

We, as a group of 7, spent over 2,5 hours here last night!!!!! Longest game of my life! All the holes were more challenging than any mini golf I’ve ever been to. Super fun place, dark and well decorated. We had fun!!! 🎨

We visited this bar and discovered they had Glow Golf, which we decided to try — and it was fantastic! The experience was really fun, interactive, and engaging. It kept us entertained for a full hour, which was just the right amount of time to enjoy the game without feeling rushed. Overall, it’s a great activity to try if you’re looking for something playful and unique while hanging out at a bar. The combination of neon lights, mini-golf, and social atmosphere makes it a really enjoyable experience.

For 13€ can go with larger groups down to the glow-in-the-dark mini golf which has 18 holes and with some funky 3D glasses can make it harder. Went during the week and wasn’t busy, would reserve online anyway. Enjoyed 2hrs there.

The reception was good! The courts are in the basement. The condition of the courts is very poor for the money you pay. The prices here are way over the top! For 2 cups of water and 6 cheese sticks, €16.50. I won't be coming back here again.

Fantastic experience and great fun! We had an amazing time here! The glow-in-the-dark setup and vibrant colors create a really unique and fun atmosphere. The mini-golf courses are well designed, entertaining, and suitable for all ages. Everything was clean and well maintained, and the staff was friendly and helpful throughout our visit. It’s a perfect activity to enjoy with friends, family, or even as a casual team event. Highly recommended if you’re looking for something different and fun to do in Amsterdam — we would definitely come back!

Small pub with 18 hole mini golf good way to kill an hour or so. Drinks allowed which was a plus not that it helped the ability to putt the ball straight 😂

we enjoyed the golfing there as it was an experience we hadn't had before

€25 for a badly constructed course. Mats were coming apart and me and my friend only enjoyed how jank it was put together. Not a great time.

Nice location. For a few hours of fun. You don't immediately feel welcome, but I think you are.

This little golf course is fun, the glasses add an extra layer of excitement, as if it wasn't crazy enough in this city, but it's really cool! The food service, however, is incredibly slow...

Played mini golf here on November 8th. To start, all the instructions were very unclear. I had paid for mini golf and two drinks. Then we were told to take a seat and wait for our drinks. We received them shortly after, but no further information was given. After about five minutes, I got up to ask another staff member about the mini golf, who reacted angrily and angrily told me to just sit down and wait. This wasn't a great start, but okay. Also, during the mini golf, a piece of carpet came loose on one of the courses, making it impossible to play normally. Two stars because it was otherwise quite enjoyable.

My friend and I were enjoying a game of (mini)golf when five mice suddenly appeared at course 6. Luckily, we got our money back.

Cozy place and very relaxed staff!

Was very quirky with the 3d glasses on but the wholes were tiny, and very hot down there

Incredible. The staff was super friendly, and the mini golf itself was unique and fun. The 3D glasses made it a real challenge. The price was also very reasonable.

Wanted to use the toilet, made us pay. Most hotels and restaurants are have been very nice and let use for no charge. Would not do use this kind of business.

It was boring if im honest. Cheaply set up & no atmosphere. Personally it's a 1 time thing but i wouldnt recommend it to anyone

The facility is a bit old but still very nicely designed. The lanes are very large, making it almost impossible to complete in one go. The staff were very accommodating. Only the drinks were a bit expensive.

Fun experience and kind staff who are accommodating if you happen to be running late! Rules on the score sheet too to help inexperienced players :)

The course itself was great but the glow in the dark made it so unique and definitely made the experience more enjoyable. Especially fun when trying to play wearing the glasses!

A very nice experience, we arrived at noon and were alone and it was funny and fun! Recommend for a family visit :)

I really like this place, nice drinks, not too busy (at times when I was there)

This minigolf course has an original concept, but ultimately it's a tourist trap: the courses are all similar and are on a soft surface that makes playing quite uncomfortable, nothing like real minigolf. It might be a fun way to spend a couple of hours, but it's not worth €13.

Very interesting setup. We were the only ones in there. It’s located inside a restaurant /arcade area. Close to hotels.

Not bad but a bit disappointing. It was very loud and no order. Some groups were delaying the flow yet no staff was present to sort things out. The course was subpar with poorly maintained floors.

Super fun! And the decorations are very inventive

It was a really fun day at Glow MiniGolf. The 3D glasses were a bit stupid. There were 18 holes, and the last one was the best of all. I highly recommend it. Upstairs, you can also play darts, air hockey, and billiards.

Nice place but a bit too expensive drinks but we had a good evening

Fairly boring courses, no hole-in-one possible. So, okay.

both people on staff July 7th acted beyond bored and were unhelpful and unclear about directions & reservations. the course itself was boring, cramped, a weird playlist was on, and poorly maintained- lots of holes had rails that were slanted or without a backing so the golf ball could disappear in it without it going off track. we saw lots of groups come and go very quickly without finishing their games which we eventually left early too but it was still fun to play w friends. location is nice in central.

A beautiful mini-golf course! Very unique, the staff are very pleasant and attentive. Thank you for your kindness. There are only 17 holes, but that's not a problem. The price is €13 per person, which is perfectly reasonable. Thank you again for your welcome.

Really nice bar and 17-hole mini golf course with a great atmosphere, I highly recommend it.

We went there on a Wednesday evening (around 8:30 p.m.), and there weren't many people there, it was perfect! We had a great time as a family, it was nice and original. Welcoming and friendly staff, cool with children, frankly great 👍

A good bit of fun to be had. They need to put a bit a money into the place to fix some of the holes that were a bit worn and scraggy.

The entire course needs serious attention. The course looks cheaply built and most of it was in disrepair. The par values are off for many of the holes... Although that doesn't specifically take away from the fun. They do have a pool table in the main area with some seating. It was not busy when we arrived so we were able to get on the course quickly.

Was fun and the UV was super cool and the lady at the desk was super nice

We went with the kids. They told us they could play. But suddenly we adults had to pay too (30€) even though we weren't playing. Scam.

Very expensive experince and drinks. Gameplay was boring and bad

Bad and boring field, bad drinks, too expensive

I have been to glow minigolf in Amsterdam Noord several times, and this was my first time at this location. You really can't compare both locations.. this one was very disappointing. It is located in the basement, which made it narrow and warm (especially because there were too many people at the same time!). It was also often unclear what the order of the lanes was. You can put your things in a very small locker for €0.50, which I think is a bit crazy, you also pay the same price for an adult and a child. I don't often give a bad review, but I don't think it's okay that we had to deal with poorly finished lanes (loose strips etc. See videos) while playing and I think they should repair and finish some things. It is a basement, so you can't see it very well, but you can tell that it's just rushed.

It's a lot of fun, for a rainy day. 17 holes, that will last more than an hour. - hole 18 was unavailable - Too warm inside - Locks 0,50€

Unfortunately, our visit was a major letdown. - Many of the holes were in poor condition: broken mats, surfaces rolled up, and clear lack of maintenance. -The layout lacked creativity—each hole was essentially the same, placed on an elevated platform with minimal variation. It made the whole experience repetitive and boring. - The venue was messy, with empty bottles, used scorecards, and discarded 3D glasses scattered around. Speaking of the 3D element—there was no noticeable effect at all. - Pricing felt excessive, especially for drinks. €6 for a bottled Pils-beer is unreasonable. -The entire setup felt overly commercialized. Every hole included a printed note encouraging you to “order more drinks.” Instead of upselling at every turn, the focus should be on delivering a quality experience and proper service. Overall, it felt like a waste of money. I wouldn’t recommend visiting unless there are major improvements.

Fun experience, some of the obstacles are a bit run down. The drinks are really yummy and good size for the price

We visited here a while ago and enjoyed the golfing there as it was an experience we hadn't had before. The course was fun and of descent length. When we were there, we didn't have a sense of it being over crowded, but we did run into other parties every now and then where we either needed to wait or felt we needed to hurry as the party behind us were catching up on us. I guess it all depends on the size of the party. We did not have anything to eat or drink so i cant say anything on that, but the restaurant looked fine to me.

Quirky little bar. A few of fun activities to do, pool, table football and a mini golf course downstairs which is quite good. Glow in the dark course which is a fun take of mini golf, with some interesting holes.

Friendly pub atmosphere with golf below surface

Overall a very fun experience, the staff are friendly enough and the course was great! Some easy holes and some very difficult ones! 😂Love that they offer lockers and that drinks are still available for you if you call the bar to bring it. The only reason its not 5/5 stars is because the cocktails let me down. But thank you glow minigolf it was a pleasure.

The outside of the building indicates that the window frame needs to be painted. All neglected. Inside too. Needs major renovation

Nicely played, surprisingly large course in the heart of Amsterdam

Very Bad Service, very unfriendly guy

Interesting little place. Very over-priced for a round of mini golf that’s quite small and cramped, especially if others are playing. There were several other groups when we played so it created a lot of delays and we jumped around to different holes out of order a couple of times to keep some momentum going. Otherwise, waiting around in that setting could make you overstimulated real quick. The mini-golf holes had many pieces in disrepair which affected the play. I can see how this could be a more interesting experience where you might not notice the issues if you’ve had a few bevies or indulged in some of Amsterdam’s other famous “treats” however it could also be quite overwhelming to the senses with the loud decor and lighting. Very cool set-ups however. They offer you 3-D glasses to make it more challenging but despite being dead cold sober, all it did was make us feel like we were under the influence and we struggled to see. If it was more reasonably priced, I’d say it could be worth going but for the current price it’s at, I wouldn’t recommend.

There is no 18th hole (it wasn't indicated in advance) and the courses are poorly maintained. There was also a lot of rubbish on the tables from previous visitors.

Six euros for a bottle of water and using the bathroom. Zero recommended

Good experience ! Approximatly 1h30 for a game.

Very fun to do. With 12 holes you can get through it in an hour with a small group, but that is just enough. Nice decorations and fairly varied holes. Also a nice employee.

May have come at a bad time but was not overly impressed with the golf. It’s a bit dated and some of the holes are torn or broken which created problems with playing. I went and there was no other people there so it actually felt quite scary being alone in the basement. It was very expensive for what it was and I do not think €20 for a round of golf and a half glass of wine is worth it.

Not worth the hype over packed and bar man rude

Really strange bar. The aesthetic is all over the place - gorgeous and towering wooden bar area that’s ruined by loud trap music and bizarre furnishings (plus a dilapidated mini golf course in the basement). The beer on tap was warm and flat - too small to be a vaasje, too. Genuinely the worst beer I’ve had in a long time. I hadn’t heard of Amsterdams Pilsner before and now I know why! Wouldn’t recommend and won’t be back.

Railways are getting old. Very unfriendly service!

Friendly staff, very tasty food, nice atmosphere. Supper fun daytime activity!