De Blaffende Vis in Jordaan

Some waiters have an arrogance problem. We might try again another time!

Cozy pub in the middle of the Jordaan. And you can also get some good food there!

Traditional but quirky Dutch bar

A little piece of Argentina in Amsterdam..... 🇦🇷❤️🇳🇱

Nice little cafe! Great service. The atmosphere was fantastic.

My order was refused..... why? No idea… the cafe next door is very nice!

Rejecting us while we do nothing wrong, discrimination

Good location and service. No pints, which is a minus.

King's Day 2026. Bea the hippie on the case.

Very cozy, in the middle of the Jordaan. Delicious Amsterdam beef sausage sandwich. Good fried eggs too.

Busy bar full of locals! Good outside terrace.

We came here for a drink, it's really cozy.

Please avoid. I live here for 10 years and have been to this place multiple times. Tonight Doorman Mo didn’t let me and my friends in because of the language we were speaking. Simple as that

Fun local pub with cheerful service

Good selection of beers. Vibrant friendly atmosphere.

Lovely place and great service. The tuna sandwich was excellent!

Very friendly shop. Top experience!

As a resident of Amsterdam-East, I've been to Blaffende Vis surprisingly often over the past 20 years. Back when my office was still in the Westerpark business center and I often worked quite late, Blaffende Vis's daily special was often my savior. (Before I cycled on to "East".) When I started giving private tours locally, I started taking others along too. My photo is from 2017, I think, when King's Day looked like THIS at your place. It was clear that I wanted (had?) to partake of that! As a volunteer for the Friday Night Skate, I also regularly pass by you on wheels. Because both Marnixstraat and Westerstraat are great for skating! See you soon, Lex

A really cool café/pub with few tourists and lots of locals. Great atmosphere and truly unique.

Great place for a after work drinks! Good selections of local tap beer. Authentic Dutch café. Recommended.

Very nice tavern with delicious food

Great bar . Staff friendly. Definitely be back

Really nice food especially fried cheese and cool vibe, busy on a Friday night in a friendly social way✨✨✨✨

Nice little place with a hard working, cheery Waitress. We just went in for a drink and sat in the nice old mezzanine area. Seemed to be a lot of locals which is usually a good sign.

Friendly, cosy bar. Good sandwiches and a great cup of tea!

Staff prioritizes each other over customers.

An honest pub where ambiance and service are paramount. Louise taps the finest beers in the Jordaan. You can get a delicious daily special for a reasonable price!

The staff kicked us out when it got too crowded. Kalner insulted us like pigs and demanded an order from someone who didn't want anything. Of the four people in the group, only one didn't order anything. He threatened to call the police and ultimately kicked us out.

Usually a great place to drink, but tonight we were very aggressively turned away by security. Security kept telling us to walk onto the patio, which we did. Apparently, we hadn't finished our drinks quickly enough, which made the security angry. He quickly started pulling people away and cursing them out. He aggressively pulled about eight people away while we were trying to talk to keep things calm. He quickly escalated the situation, even though it's actually his job to de-escalate situations. The atmosphere and staff were both very good, but it's a real shame that there's a super aggressive security guard working there. I wouldn't go back anytime soon while he's still working there.

Nice café, friendly service, good coffee.

The cafe in the Jordaan (and not just because of its King's Day poster)

Jordaan! That's really something for you 😀 Blaffende Vis is a great place. Enjoy a beer and meet some great people.

If you don't feel like being in a large group, you should say so. But not "too drunk."

Great Place! The food was really good, the drinks too. Very nice and comfortable sitting. Our server Jasper was amazing, very great guy and extremely nice:)

Unbelievably tasty and very very friendly and supportive staff

Friendly staff who simply chat with you in Dutch. Nice cafe with clean restrooms. Good food and drinks.

favorite bar! Love the pool table and cozy atmosphere

Lovely authentic Dutch cafe, recommended by a local friend.

Cozy place! Friendly staff! Nice in the sun in the afternoon/evening.

Fun spot with lots of outdoor seating and good beers.

Nice to have a drink on the terrace. Friendly and good staff.

Very cozy, friendly service, delicious beer.

Very well helped by Sven and lady, had a nice lunch

Outside tables, nice for a drink

As a local that is regular customer of this bup, this is the spot you feel other people call hone

True to its reputation, a nice restaurant, quality products, very reasonable prices, a 'backpacker' atmosphere and a popular place. I recommend.

Great, friendly service, delicious cappuccino and mmm, that sandwich

Very tasty food. Much better than expected :)

Cozy place, nice people both in front of and behind the bar

A lot sitting out area for drinks.

10/10 delicious meals, friendly staff and a good atmosphere ❤️

A brown café through and through with a great terrace and delicious food plus various beers.

Had a nice beer. Relaxed atmosphere.

For people who also leave their belongings in the Vis. Don't worry. They even kept my Broccoli from 2 weeks ago and severely expired (falling apart) in their 'Found Items'.

super nice cafe. Kind service and good tap beer. I was surprised with the food, we dis not expect much from a drink cafe, but the salad and the club sandwich were superb. Really recommended.

Unbelievably delicious and super service. Top tent!

Cozy café, mixed crowd but very suitable for a headbutt or two

On the way to Appie we saw a sign outside: Daily specials €14.50. We haven't been to Appie's anymore... We ate a delicious satay, accompanied by a nice glass of red wine. As seniors, we felt welcome and had a wonderful meal.

Of course Bitterballen and Ossenworst!

A cozy central venue with friendly staff, definitely worth a visit as it’s in the heart of the Jordan 👍💪

Cozy pub with tasty lager. Would love to come back here!

Nice place to sit on the terrace.

Nice atmosphere, the bitterballen are really excellent

Nice pub in the heart of the Jordaan with a view of Cafe Nol, which, even though you will probably get strange looks as a non-local, you can still enjoy it. Nice staff and drink selection

Top coffee and a friendly price. And it's wonderful that you can still sit on the terrace

Fast, delicious and not so expensive!!!!

Nienke is the best bartender! amazing service, great drinks

Friendly, pleasant staff and very good price-quality ratio in terms of food and drinks, excellent terrace

A very pleasant Amsterdam cafe with a mixed audience for years. Can be very busy in the evenings.

Old-fashioned excellent service on a terrace in the heart of the Jordaan! We often walked by to ask if we wanted a refill for an almost empty glass. I was amazed. Cheers!

A student pub at the weekend. Food (sate) was terrible, cold and indefinable meat.. From a service point of view, I was given a round of drinks. As it goes...

nice corner place to enjoy a drink

Wonderful dishes, good beer, kind waitstaff and tables in the fresh air, a wonderful spot for a quick drink or relaxed outing with friends.

Always fun at De Vis! Nice cozy tent with a very nice bar :) recommended!

A real Jordanian café with a variety of beers and other drinks and food.

Great location. Pleasant and attentive service. Prices modest by Amsterdam standards! And the food was just fine. Everything went clean.

Apparently fish can't bark at all

I didn't try the food, but the drinks they offer are imported and have an affordable price. Very good atmosphere

Excellent bar that we stopped at without any pretension, but with a quality beer and a delicious board.

After 5 min entering the bar and taking the first beer they abrublty said to us that we should stand up as the table where we were sitting would go outside to make a dancefloor. Noone was dancing, just more space for the waiters created in the place where they already had a table. After sitting in the bar, ordering food and lots of beer again they called us to stand up because they wanted to fit more people inside. I get that you want more customers but you have to show minimum respect to the ones inside. Such a shame and a pitty for that bar, really inconvenient behaviour making you feeling unwanted even consuming so many beers and food

Bartender Ties is a great employee! What a nice atmosphere in this beautiful pub in the middle of the Jordaan!

Service here is terrible, was noticed multiple times by the blonde girl working and after 15 minutes of nobody taking our order we got up and left.

Were there on King's Day...always fun.

Excellent satay and stew, affordable and pleasantly busy

Quaintly cozy. Also served spontaneously with several people. Food was very tasty (burger with homemade fries)

Good Sandwich. Good beer (Microbrewery beers). Good and professional Service. Good advice on local sights. Lively atmosphere. Livingroom-like. Very cool. When in Amsterdam: Blaffende Vis for sure!

It was a pleasant experience at a proper old-fashioned Dutch place to have a beer and some food. It is always busy and vibrating, so consider booking a table. And mostly, I would recommend smaller groups of eight people.

Nasty place, men born and raised in Amsterdam are refused simply because it is too large a group of men (5 men). I wonder if this is also the door policy for women. For me, as a born and bred central Amsterdam resident, a total no go. Nasty security guard who refers you to the neighbors, but oohh barking fish is so popular. To puke. Hoping they go bankrupt soon. Greetings to the owners.

Wow, what a delicious garlic sauce

A nice simple cafe. Excellent food and a cozy atmosphere

A cafe with good atmosphere and bad service, it takes a long time that we get our breakfast, while almost no one was there. Operators can be more peaceful

It took them a long time to serve us when there was practically no one, and when they brought me the beer, they made a mistake (I asked for a small one and they brought me a large one).

Oral orgasm food (beef burger) very good beers! ❤️

Delicious nachos, lots of them Cozy place with a good music style

Very warm welcome and nice and friendly service

No-nonsense (food) cafe, always busy and cozy!

Nothing is more beautiful than the now.

schönes Lokal. Gute Bierauswahl. Kleine Essenkarte. Freundliches Personal. Wir saßen draußen, aber innen auch sehr schön.

Sehr gute Bitterballen - Service und Ambiente passen auch. Wir kommen wieder!

Heerlijk broodje gegeten en opvallend door de geweldige bediening!