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Nº 3174 op 4683 op Amsterdam

Nº 3 van 5 Döner kebab-restaurant op Amsterdam

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I was about to give them 5 stars, but because of the “Turkish lady” attitude I’d rate them -5. If she’s not happy making Doner maybe she shouldn’t be working there it’s better for her to stay home teaching herself some manners 😆!

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Woroud Zaki . 2025-10-17

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The waiter Ahmed he was very polite and great service definitely recommend to come here the Turkish tea is just chefs kiss!

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wśz . 2025-10-17

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Top-notch shop with delicious kebabs, a great atmosphere, and super-friendly staff (Serkan!!)....will definitely recommend it....

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Sibel Yanikoglu . 2025-10-17

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Solid flavor but small amount of meat in the kebab.

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Aleksandar C . 2025-10-16

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See this place last night , decided to get dinner here today , food was brilliant. Thankyou Ahmet

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alan johnson . 2025-09-17

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It's a nice place with great foods, super friendly staff and a good service! 100% recommended to go & try it!!

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Angesom Syum . 2025-09-17

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I accidentally added sambal to my order on theirs order device. Ahmed was very nice and made me an other one without it. The place looks cool and the staff seem happy. The food was delicious! Great place!

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Katalin Ördög . 2025-09-15

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First time in Amsterdam, but I went to the restaurant every day to eat, the food is impeccable, the staff is a 10+, the most important person is Ahmed, I was there on Sunday, September 14th and he offered the whole group the best service, food and even Turkish tea, I would love to come back to the location! I love you from Romania 🇷🇴

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florin stoica . 2025-09-15

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Cold and hard potatoes, three toppings were missing even though I paid €20. The durum wheat costs €12 without extra charge, even though it's really medium. The way the dishes are prepared seriously needs to be reviewed!!!! Go there if you have money to waste! The staff is awful and rude, I don't recommend it.

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Noah Varvenne . 2025-09-14

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We came across this place by chance when we came to Amsterdam for a holiday. Everyone inside is Turkish and everything is delicious, hygienic, clean, friendly staff, and they even offered tea. We thank them for everything and recommend them to everyone.

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Rota Mobilya . 2025-09-14

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Food, service, everything is great, also thanks to Mr. Serkan.

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Veysel Aygün . 2025-09-13

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It was the worst food I've ever had. The quality is terrible. They put leftovers from the previous day in the bread. It's far from the flavor of Turkish food and the quality is terrible. I definitely do not recommend it. Türk arkadaşlar kesinlikle başka yeri tercih edin. Baştan sona rezalet bir işletme!!

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brahim k . 2025-09-13

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The food was good, and was prepared fast.

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Vatsala Agrawal . 2025-09-13

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Ali made verry awesome food. Had humour and it was a good expirience

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Thobian Van Eijndhoven . 2025-09-13

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Delicious food and great service. It was also very pleasant; Ali is a great employee and provides excellent service and a friendly atmosphere.

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Geertjan van Eijndhoven . 2025-09-13

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When I eat a kapsalon, one of the most important things for me is a good garlic sauce. This one was really not good. It even kind of ruined the kapsalon. It's a shame, because otherwise there's little to complain about.

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Dani Baaij . 2025-09-12

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I would like to thank Ms. Bensu for her attention, her food is excellent.

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Mehmet Aslan . 2025-09-10

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By far one of the best kebab i ever ate. Big Thanks to Ali!

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F. B. . 2025-09-10

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The atmosphere is very good, the service is fast, the food is delicious and the atmosphere is great, the staff is very friendly, especially Serkan. I recommend it to everyone.

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Bozhidar Stoyanov . 2025-09-09

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Serkan is a truly excellent person. He's meticulous in his work, cheerful, and extremely helpful. His attentiveness and approach made our process much easier. I highly recommend him. The prices weren't expensive; they were a great price.

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Eren B . 2025-09-09

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Good, fast service and friendliness from Achmed and colleagues.

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G. van Workum . 2025-09-09

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Brother Serkan, the best one is here

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Esad Türkmen . 2025-09-09

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Horrible staff and cheap ground / minced meat instead of real doener meat and very small...Never go there!!!

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Craig . 2025-09-08

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Nice building but that's about it. The price is quite expensive for kebabs and there is one right around the corner that's half the price and just better. The guy just chose to ignore my request, and nothing i seen him use by the counter was actually fresh for the day. Chooses to not hear words. Tried twice and not for me compared to others. Good luck with next customers just listen to what they say.

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mike n . 2025-09-08

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The location itself is beautiful and has great potential. Unfortunately, the cleanliness – especially in the basement – ​​leaves much to be desired. The dürüm was disappointingly small, cold, and the garlic sauce was the worst I've ever had in a kebab. The fries could have probably done with two more minutes in the fryer, and they were completely unsalted. The only thing that was salty, however, was the prices. For us, it was our first, only, and last visit.

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Fabian Gehrig . 2025-09-08

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Head Chef Akhmet Makes the Most Delicious Kebab Box in Amsterdam

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Sergejs Orlovs . 2025-09-07

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Mr Ahmet is the best.helpful and cooperative.

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Abdul-Rahman Al-Siddeqi . 2025-09-07

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Achmed is really nice and caring to his customers. The shawarma and kumpir are very nice and huge portions.

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MKay . 2025-09-07

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The food was okay to good, but the service was excellent. Saeed was very helpful and friendly.

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aqeel aljanabi . 2025-09-07

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The wrap was awesome!! Huge thank you!

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Кирилл Кривич . 2025-09-07

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the food takes a very long time to arrive, when it arrives it tastes very bad and suspicious, the portions are very small... unbelievable for the city center and such a large place. I definitely do not recommend eating here. the service, quality and price are all a disaster

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Edin Zonic . 2025-09-06

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Rude staff and rubbish service. So arrogant. Literally throwing plates to customers. Disgusting and pathetic. Food also tasted horrible.

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M. Smith . 2025-09-06

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Great food…great service..even got the tea free

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Waqas Munawar . 2025-09-06

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Bed food bed service Restaurant without toilet 🤔

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bachir aouissi . 2025-09-05

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The food is clean, the taste is delicious and light. Special thanks to the employee Ali 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷. May God bless him, he did not neglect us, the employee Ali

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Faith al-nasser . 2025-09-01

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Almost no fries on the menu for 7 euros more... they forgot the sauces and the meat had a strange taste. Very expensive and not at all profitable...

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Rocco Toto . 2025-09-01

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Brother Ahmet, you are doing this job.

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EMRE## cklfjclfkfıd . 2025-08-31

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It was really delicious and the potatoes were very big.

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Hassan D2 . 2025-08-31

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Very delicious and clean food and excellent service, especially the young Syrian order taker, Omar, and all the staff. Thank you.

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Shaher Kablawy . 2025-08-31

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I had a delicious stuffed baked potato. It was quiet when we arrived, most of the tables were empty. You have to order online, and a little while later they call out your number. We had to wait about 20 minutes for the potato to be ready. It was worth it; it was delicious and well-filled. I looked around a bit, and from what I saw, the food here was good. The staff was friendly and attentive. However, the music was very loud, making it difficult to hear each other. I wouldn't go there again.

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Martin Idsinga . 2025-08-31

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For two, 38€ for two miserable ungarnished kebabs, not many fries, in France for 38€ we have 5 substantial and much better kebabs

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Driss Louffar . 2025-08-31

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The döner was delicious, and we also thank Ahmet for his attention and tea service :)

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Aleyna . 2025-08-31

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Top food, Ahmet best Guy, thanks a lot

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Osman Sezen . 2025-08-31

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Really super place and really really super food try kumpir with chicken and thank you mr. Serkan

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Ege Hatipoglu . 2025-08-30

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Very satisfied with Serkan's service

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Arif Kiral . 2025-08-30

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Delicious and great service by Ali.

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Nicole Day . 2025-08-30

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The food is really bad, with hard bits, and the service is terrible: you get half your order, you have to be very clear about what you ordered, and you have to frequently tell the waiters what your order is. Definitely not recommended!

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Ti To . 2025-08-30

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I would also like to thank my brother Serkan for his interest and advice.👏👏👏

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Hasan HATİPOĞLU . 2025-08-30

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Very Good food grate place, very quickly All the best guys

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Małgorzata Lipska . 2025-08-30

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Very Tasty and extremly nice people. Would recommend it every day of the week!

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Bennet Götzer . 2025-08-30

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Great place, very tasty kebabs, fast service!!!

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Sabine Savicka . 2025-08-30

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The Kebab Show was a great place to have Turkish Food. I ordered döner kebab, lentil soup, kumpir (baked potatoes) and everything was delicious just like Türkiye. The portions are generous, and the meze starters and baklava make the meal feel extra special. The atmosphere is casual yet welcoming, with friendly staff especially Serkan who make you feel right at home. A great spot whether you’re after a quick bite or a full feast.

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Zuhal Rick . 2025-08-30

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Ali was very friendly and helpful

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Ryan Cowan . 2025-08-30

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Taste 0/10 Price 0/10 Rip-off!!! I left it and paid €30 for two kebabs! I don't know anything about kebabs... the sauce still tasted like fish!

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Josephine Ewoldt . 2025-08-29

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The food is excellent, nothing to complain about the quality of the products. BUT be careful to read between the lines of the terminals: here, the kebab doesn't include... the kebab! Meat is an extra €3 (very poorly marked). The result: €20 for a meatless "kebab," an unforgettable first experience 😅. Friendly but impersonal table service: no contact with the staff, everything is done via the terminals. We felt like we were watching an invisible show, where the main star (the kebab) had forgotten to come on stage. In short: a restaurant that lives up to its name... if the show consists of discovering the surprise bill. 🎭🥙

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Julie Loulete . 2025-08-28

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90€ for 4 kebabs without vegetables and sauce In all of Europe this is the worst kebab and expensive. Pay toilet Loud music If you are in Amsterdam for the first time never come there otherwise you will ruin your mood

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Music Graff . 2025-08-28

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Not valuable and not worth trying. Been sick after eating here. Burned and dry doner with little to no meat. You get tricked by the spacious space of the restaurant, however, no toilet /WC. They don't provide invoice, so you just wait. Payment reference shows as "Bad Boys Nieuwe" which is tricky as shown in attachment. You take a table number that says keep it visible to be served but nobody does. My visit to this restaurant ruined my day and after!

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Just Human . 2025-08-26

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Beautiful place, the food is clean and deliciously prepared for you, definitely a place to come back to.

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Angelina Marinova . 2025-08-25

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First, our Kumpir potato was cold, and not tasty. Which was a disappointment because we have had excellent Kumpir before. The beef didn’t taste good and looked off, the salad was not tasty. We couldn’t even finish our 15 euro potato. I had higher expectations because of the price point but was severely disappointed. Go get the local fries and Haring for a cheaper cost and tastier result. Second, be prepared to PAY to use the restroom regardless of if you bought food or not. It was a bit of a shock for me as an American. They don’t even let customers use the restroom for free. I’ve never given a 1 star review but this place was really disappointing

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Brianna Thompson . 2025-08-24

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The food was good, but the 45-minute wait was far too long. It was tasty, but the price is excessive; in Germany, any train station kebab shop can compete.

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Pascal Geisler . 2025-08-24

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Just buy some croissant somewhere else because that may be more delicious than the food here. If you want to get a vegetarian kebab box then you're at the Right place. Mine chicken kebab box was filled with enough lettuce en some Fries with only maybe 4 or 5 small pieces of kebab

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Makhaisingh Jesita . 2025-08-23

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Despite being busy, I ate my food quicker than expected. It was a very filling meal. The only issue was that the sauce in the wrap was a bit spicy. Other than that, everything else was very good.

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beyza nur . 2025-08-23

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Great food and great service, thanks Ahmed.

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Rüdiger Grimm . 2025-08-22

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Really tasty food, Ahmed prepared it really well and delivered it quickly.

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tomasz milewicz . 2025-08-22

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No toilette , it is not possibile not to have a toilette , on the premises where adults and children could sit and eat, even just to wash their hands, in one of the main street in amsterdam

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Angela Costanzo . 2025-08-22

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It was delicious. Special thanks to Chef Ahmet.

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nilgün tütüncü . 2025-08-20

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The falafel sandwich is highly recommended! The doner is excellent. It's expensive though; two bottles of water, a falafel sandwich, and a durum are over €30.

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Marlou . 2025-08-20

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As I sit sipping a Turkish tea I write this review after enjoying a gourmet level doner kebab. The kebab at Kebab Show is lightly toasted around the edges and as big as a Mexican burrito! The vegetables are gourmet quality and very distinct as well as crisp. The meat is very clean and not oily but more succulent than most. I would describe the spicy level "lip plumping" and does not overpower the flavor of the food. Creamy but not directly noticable. If it were a potato chip it would be a blue Doritos chip to an Utz.

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Mike . 2025-08-20

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The service was very, very, very bad. I will not repeat the experience there, and the treatment was very offensive.

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Fajer Alhomoud . 2025-08-19

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My first kebab outside of Germany. In Cologne you can go to any kebab shop and it will taste better. The meat is very rubbery like a rotisserie and the sauces are garlic sauce. Which sounds okay at first. But I was asked seriously whether I wanted ketchup and mayonnaise on my kebab. Which doesn't belong on kebabs and I and most people don't like it. Don't go there, you'll wait a long time, the food tastes good and the quality is not to mention. It's better to go there and get fries or even Burger King or McDonald's are more worthwhile. So just don't go!

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Felix Scholl . 2025-08-18

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We would like to thank Mr. Ali.

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Azad Güneydoğu . 2025-08-17

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Tasty, Turkish big dishes. All meat is halal if that's your interest

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Hamid Dadvar . 2025-08-17

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First of all, there's a 50 cent fee for the restroom. However, the restroom was flooded, the floor was covered in water and toilet paper. The toilet bowl was filthy and clearly hadn't been cleaned. You can tell how much they care about their place. As for the food, the döner kebab was ice cold, and everything on the menu costs extra. The flavor was mediocre. Even the ayran (yogurt drink) was warm. We would never recommend it.

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Ünal Abas . 2025-08-17

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I didn’t walk into this place expecting Michelin stars, but I also didn’t expect the worst meal of my life. And yet, here we are. The döner meat wasn’t just bad—it was an act of aggression. It had this putrid, stomach-turning, “did someone just puke in my mouth?” kind of taste that I’ll probably be unpacking in therapy for years. You think I’m exaggerating? I dare you to try it. Actually, no—I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. The fries? Calling them fries is an insult to the potato species. Limp, soggy, and tasting like they were cooked in week-old dishwater. A tragic waste of oil, electricity, and human effort. And the cherry on this garbage sundae? The toilets. Out of order and clogged, which means they’ve been broken so long the smell is probably a permanent resident. Imagine eating that döner, feeling the inevitable consequences brewing, and then discovering your only option is to sprint into the street and pray. This wasn’t a meal—it was a war crime served in a paper tray. Zero stars. Negative stars. If hell has a canteen, this place is running it.

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Alexandros . 2025-08-17

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Too noisy, too expensive for the taste we experienced. Do not recommend for these prices

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Hamza Oukili . 2025-08-17

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Good but quite expensive for a kebab

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Joana Meireles . 2025-08-16

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The stuffed potatoes are excellent. Really tasty. The place is nice, the music a little less so. The price is right. The service is quick and friendly. I recommend it.

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Deborah Vanni . 2025-08-16

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Thought I'd have a quick kebab with my family. My two-year-old daughter had to use the restroom. They first lied about it being broken, and then made up excuses about the electricity on the spot. Ultimately, I didn't eat and left.

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Nazar 88 . 2025-08-16

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Only the fries were good. Don't eat döner, I don't recommend it, you'll waste your money.

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nizami ataman . 2025-08-16

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The doner is not delicious, the place is nice but the music is too loud.

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Haman Tomas . 2025-08-16

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Doner and brewed tea everything is perfect👍👏

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adem bahadır . 2025-08-16

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22€ for that!! Almost nothing, everything is cold. I strongly advise against it.

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Baptiste Demoustier . 2025-08-16

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The service was excellent. The person helping us was named Ali, and he didn't neglect us.

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Essam Karakotly . 2025-07-18

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Thank you Mr. Ali for everything.

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Esra Baran . 2025-07-18

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Ali's service was very good and attentive.

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sultan yıldız . 2025-07-18

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I went with some guests and the food was completely cold and when I asked the worker said yes he knew it was cold. It was good in the start now I do not recommend eating here waste of money.

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haroon azam . 2025-07-17

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Bah, never again paid 52€ for 2 sandwiches, couldn't eat 1 dish, just a tourist scam

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Hasan Ozkara . 2025-07-16

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Thank you, the food was very good, and thank you to Ali for the very nice treatment.

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Basel Alzawahra . 2025-07-13

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Very tasty food, will definitely come back.. thanks to the waitress Ali 👍🏻

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Güldane Yabas . 2025-07-13

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It's a great place, with Ali Bey's service and the warm welcome of all the staff. 100% recommended👍🏻

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Elif Yabas . 2025-07-13

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Thanks to brother Ali for the warm welcome and the hospitality.

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MooSHA Moo . 2025-07-12

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Good food and good customer service. Four days ago i forgot there a pair of headphones but Ali was nice and helpful.

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Ciontos Denisa . 2025-07-12

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Rude team , you have to pay if you want to use WC. Not recommended at all

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abdel reda . 2025-07-12

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Don't even bother going in. It's worthless. The döner they sell isn't döner. It's made from a mixture of meats, the meat of which is unknown, turned into ground meat. It tastes terrible. Lahmacun isn't lahmacun. Lahmacun is made with soy. The atmosphere is pure Apache, Apache music is blaring inside, and no one can hear each other. The staff is disgraceful; they claim self-service is what they want, then serve the table whenever they want. The prices are exorbitant.

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Kazım Yılmaz . 2025-07-12

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Self-service is easy and amazing. The food was delicious and the staff was super friendly. I've read some comments about the closing hour, but I was there around 10.30, and the staff was nothing but friendly and even kept receiving orders and helping people with the self checkout.

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Carlos Sánchez . 2025-07-11

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Enjoyed eating here, shoutout to Ali who treated us amazingly, such a friendly guy.

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Haris Nawaz . 2025-07-09

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The food is cold and tasteless, the portions are small, and the people are rude. There is a fee for the restroom. I don't recommend it.

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Emre SELÇUK . 2025-07-08

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takes a long time!!! have been waiting for half an hour now some customers.

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lieke reyn . 2025-07-08

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Very friendly people!!! Recommended

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Jerome Levy . 2025-07-08

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Too expensive for the quantity of meat Far too many onions Wait too long Music too loud In short, move on.

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Cassy K . 2025-07-08

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