MissB by la grotte in Haarlemmerbuurt

Quaint and chill. I had the most expensive cocktail of my life here. I only looked at the ingredients list and didn't realize it was a Martini. Pornstar Martini for €15.50 for two sips. Check the bill again. There was more on it than expected. But you can sit comfortably, smoke, and get high while having a drink.

It is a unique place for those who want to enjoy a quiet place with a varied but pleasant clientele, in a truly cozy atmosphere with magnificent original decor, accompanied by soft electronic music, to have a drink or a bite to eat, enjoying the advantages of a coffeeshop without suffering the inconveniences of the coming and going due to commerce and the atmospheres of ultra groups coming out of a football match, unfortunately quite typical in these establishments.

Is good place to be some of staff are every rude .I have more evidence about their

Great food bit of a wait for it though

Great little spot in the middle of town. We came for breakfast. I had a full English which came with a side salad? (I’m a Brit) Bring your own bud Pretty place with a really cool vibe, would recommend

We were given menus, then there were interminable waits for our order to be taken. I ordered a hot chocolate and received a latte, which was served without a straw (I had to ask for one and wait 20 minutes for it) and without sugar, of course, which I had to get myself. The waitress was unprofessional and the service was really terrible. I'm giving one star for the pretty setting, but the rest needs improvement!

The burgers were very tasty. The ceiling has a neat design which fits the vibe really well. Nice mix of reggae, trance and pop on the speakers

Amazing place for a breakfast, full breakfast cured the hangover , the pancakes are next level , the interior is amazing I could of spent hours staring at the roof

Pretty cool place, but the wait time was quite long. I understand it was busy, but I visited on a regular Monday at 11 and it was already pretty full. The food was mediocre at best, and it might help to have an extra server or two so things run more smoothly.

this place shold be banned of selling food

i love that place when i come in amsterdam i always go there the place is gorgeous its like a cave for fairy 🦋🧚🏼

On a Saturday at 11.30pm, the servers are unhappy to see you. We are not let sit upstairs (because they already cleaned the tables) and left dry for 25 minutes on a table with no ashtrays. If you don't see a lady behind the bar, it is a wrong day to be at Miss B.

Overpriced and the food was really bad. I was tempted to go in the kitchen to teach them how to cook an omelette correctly. The bread was really cheap. Even the mint sprig in the OJ looked like it had enough of life. Waited 40 minutes for food. There was only one other table occupied.

It is to expencive. It is a nice place though. But paying more for a drink here then i do back in Norway (which is more expencive than Amsterdam) is BEYOND ME! You can smoke weed here too. Which i did, but it is not worth it when u need to buy something to sit there.

The La Grotte burger was amazing and cooked perfectly. The chips were good to and dipping sauce and smoker friendly.

I am a restaurant expert and if I could put 0 ⭐️ I would love to! This place totally ruined my mood and outraged me with ignorance of their barmen. He doesn’t know English! How it’s is possible in the centrum of Amsterdam?! I came around 17:15 and asked what can I eat. They gave me a menu. I asked: Do you make pork burgers? They answered: Yes. Then I said: I don't eat pork. And straight away: oh, our burger is beef. So ! They don't even know what their patties are made of! And they don’t care about customers at all. I sat down, ordered a cocktail, asked for it to be stronger, to which the bartender looked at me disapprovingly. As a result, the cocktail tasted like water with ice. Employees loudly talking near guests. WC is underground and dirty; there you can easily hit your head. Then I saw how someone smoking weed inside!!! At 17:44 this rude barmen said : Hey, miss we gonna closed in 10 min. So let’s pay! It surprised me, because this place works till 23:00!!! When I touched a pin machine, he said very rude : I don’t see anything, why your phone doesn’t pay? He can’t even quietly wait until my secure codes gonna pay!!!

Aden & Carlos - Great Guys - I loved The Atmosphere and I loved The Black Coffee - extremely receptive and relaxing place

Quiet place, with good food and very kind and attentive staff. I hope to return again soon!

The portion of bacon in the English breakfast is tiny and the burger not very big, the rest is very good

I was very disappointed, having already been to Amsterdam in September 2024 I had frequented this restaurant, what is good is that we can consume in a pleasant setting while eating or drinking a cocktail, however it has become overpriced, much too expensive for the quality of the meal, it is the worst avocado toast I have eaten as well as one of the most expensive, the nachos were also bad, grated cheese not melted no taste of the nachos môle, I was very disappointed, however the cocktails are quite good but are still average

Good location and unique chill vibe especially with open windows in summer

We absolutely loved this beautiful place! So convenient for all the attractions of Amsterdam but it was like an oasis of calm away from the crowds. The food and cocktails were awesome, really friendly staff and topped off by a super cute wee dog sitting at the bar 😍. Would love to visit again soon

Me and my partner came in and it was really well presented, excellent cocktails. The prices for this area were decent as well considering there's other places charging a fortune for a lot less in terms of their drinks, would definitely come back

Sweet, nice people. Top service and lots of fun (and very tasty cocktails) ❤️

I came here with my partner whilst on a holiday trip and we had a the best time, it’s really nice and chilled here. The porn star martini cocktail was the best I’ve ever tasted in my life hands down!!!😍 the staff are really bubbly and friendly and the atmosphere was great!

World famous, the food was excellent and being able to smoke after eating was nice, staff were extremely friendly and the decor makes you feel your sitting in fairy land.

The place is super pretty! On the other hand, the food is really not great.

We tried to go here on May 12th for breakfast at 10:30am and we were rudely turned away by a woman (who was inside with another person) that they were closed. We wouldn’t have minded if there had been some acknowledgment that we were trying to go during opening hours, or at least a further explanation. We had included this place enthusiastically in our itinerary but based on this reaction, not sure we would try to go again.

Extemly great Atmosphere. Very kind service and good music.

A really fantastic tent. Staff is super sweet, nice atmosphere. The cocktails are delicious. The interior is also a feast for the eyes. Highly recommended!!

Service a bit slow Food was good Location is great :)

It's not bad here but nothing special. It looks nice inside, but that's about it some staff are rude and some are quite friendly there's like no in-between.

A post training brunch for 5 lads - Steak, eggs and paninis - fantastic food and a great price!

I have been going to this establishment for about ten years, the quality of breakfast has dropped considerably, very long waits and English breakfast bad for the price, no toast served and fries hard as rock I will not come back

This place is gorgeous! You can smoke inside, the food was excellent, best steak I had!, and then the drinks were good too. The people were really nice. I had the best time!

Calling this a coffeshop is such a shame because it’s so mich more!! The vibe, the barkeepers, the owner, everything in this place is in a perfect harmony. A zen place in a city that never sleeps!

Stumbled upon this place the 3rd time in Amsterdam, such a lovely cafe. Pancakes were light & fluffy, didn't take long to arrive. Favourite part was you could smoke and eat. Will definitely be back the next time we're back

Great place opens early, get coffee and breakfast with a smoke. Nice food and they serve alcohol for those who are here drinking. Been back since i left original review and the service was shockingly slow. But I have given it another chance and the service was very good. So it must depend on what staff are on.

Wonderful place for chilling out and great music. The waiters were helpful and quick. The food is good 👍! The prices, depend on your wallet of course but are in the standards of Amsterdam

Wonderful place! Great drinks. Strongly recommend it

Good address, nice decor for plant fans, the waiter was very friendly!

Cool, fancy, and incredibly awesome cocktails... Hardly any other cocktail bar has impressed me more than MissB, which manages to combine all the relevant elements for maximum relaxation – cool music, ultra-friendly staff, and the best cocktails I've ever sipped (even if the watermelon ice cream gave me a truly severe brain freeze for a moment 😯🤣). The real highlight, however, was the Pornstar Martini, which I've enjoyed many times in other bars, but never with as much passion as here...absolutely amazing... We'll definitely be back, and very soon.

Great little spot in the heart of the city. Very friendly staff, fantastic food and drinks, and very hospitable towards me and my partner who were unfamiliar with the coffeeshops and how they work.

Great little place friendly staff great food and a chilled atmosphere

The best hot chocolate I had the whole trip! 🍃 friendly. Worth visiting just for that ;)

Lovely little find! Great decor, great food and service. Would recommend and revisit.

The blonde waitress was so miserable. No manners at all. So unfriendly and unwelcoming. Shame as has potential to be a regular spot

Didn’t have food just a few drinks an a few smokes boss place to smoke an drink and the food looked lovely will be back next time I visit Amsterdam 💯

Great bar, amazing decoration such a cute place

Very nice and welcoming smoke bar. Averagely good food, prices a little high but normal for the area. Advised.

A real favorite! This coffeeshop in Amsterdam offers a unique atmosphere with a neat decoration that transports you. Special mention for the “cave” corner, a cozy and intimate space perfect for feeling in a little cocoon 🥰. The breakfast is to die for: tasty, generous and perfectly presented. Please note, you can smoke there in a relaxed atmosphere, but without the possibility of buying weed. An essential address for a moment of relaxation and pleasure!

While the vibes and drinks were fine, though a bit pricey, the overall thoughts got ruined due to the staff being very passive agressive, constantly trying to get you off your table even though we just got our drinks 10 minutes ago. Questions like “you dont want to order anything else” were asked. Their mission is to make you get a drink, give you 5 minutes with it, and if you dont want anything else for now, bother you every 2 minutes. Dissapointing

a great place to visit at the beginning of your day in Amsterdam.

I've been coming here whenever I'm in town for over 10 years. Nice store but the interior has become a bit more feminine since the takeover.

It's actually a really nice coffee shop, but unfortunately it's very small and you don't sit very relaxed.

Very good concept we can eat and smoke at the same time

I had high hopes for MissB by La Grotte, but unfortunately, it was a major letdown. We arrived early for the scheduled 10am opening, only to be made to wait outside in the cold for over 30 minutes after the restaurant had officially opened. The reason? The chef was late. It was frustrating and unprofessional to be kept waiting in the cold with just an apology. Once we were finally seated, the service was just as disappointing. The staff seemed disorganized and inattentive, which only made the whole experience worse. As for the food, it didn’t live up to the hype. It was mediocre at best and not worth the price. Given the poor service and lackluster food, I won’t be coming back. There are plenty of other places in Amsterdam that offer better service and a more enjoyable dining experience.

Every time I come to Amsterdam I love this place, the food is delicious and their pan cakes are great! I recommend +++

What a great atmosphere! This place is truly something different. It’s perfect for breakfast, lunch, or just a few drinks. The price-performance ratio is okay. The way to the restrooms is a bit of a joke—adds a touch of adventure! As with other places, tobacco isn’t allowed here, but pure or herbal consumption is permitted.

Hackbard loves it. Weedmob was here

Really beautiful place and very nice staff. We had the pleasure of Veysi treating us. Such a wonderful person! We wish you the best ❤

Every time I travel to Amsterdam I have to stop by one of the best places, excellent breakfast, their homemade drinks are delicious, flawless and the staff are really adorable!

On Tuesday 29/10/24 we visited the place, we were so impressed with the decoration and we were allowed to smoke inside, food was delicious and drinks as well. We were so pleased we even went back on the following day however they were closed. On Thrusday 31/10/24 we came back and ordered, unfortunately there was a mistake in the kitchen and the same pancakes we ordered on Tuesday took a long time to come, we had to call one of the staff to ask for them and a while later they came however it looked nothing like the 11€ pancakes from Tuesday. These were thin and there was no Nutella compared to the other pancakes. Overall they were still charging us 11€ for them there was no discount for the lateness and the fact that they were not the same. We left disappointed.

Awful service, the owner seemed miserable and was rude. Feel sorry for the people working here. Food extortionate for what you get

Love this place, and they play really good tunes 💗

Nachos and the English breakfast are amazing. Staff are lovely. Always have breakfast here when I’m in Amsterdam

Amazing place to wind down, with beautiful decor, food tastes great

We discovered this amazing place in Amsterdam, walking in the downtown, and was an great sperience. The bartender is goodloking and very friendly. We liked a lot the burguer whit truffed fried!!

Extremely expensive for what the food actually is. Both of our food arrived and it was cold, tasteless and comical. The bacon was near non-existent in my bacon roll and my cappuccino may aswell have been an iced coffee it was that cold. The avocado on toast was flavourless and the toast was bread. Although hadn’t had any negative altercations with staff. Avoid at all costs!!

Best music playlist ever. Perfect food and drink. Nice service. Go with the flow :)

English Breakfast super abundant and delicious. Very nice place (it feels like you're inside a cave). Possibility to smoke freely.

Place really amazing, beautiful flowers everywhere and the service is really nice 👌🏾 good place to eat and smoke

Very pretty and colorful when you need to air your hangover and are still a bit hungover. ;)

A great place to chill with friends and have a good time!

Lovely place, a good vibe, although slow service and average food quality.

Amazing place for a bite to eat. The unique style to the inside make for a very relaxing atmosphere and the service is second to none.🫡

Great little place to chill and smoke. Food was half decent too, if a little pricey for what you get. Get a window seat if you can. Great spot to watch the world go by and have a smoke

Really nice food an drinks, the staff is really amazing also. I love this place 😊😊

On Friday my boyfriend and I visited this super nice bar/coffee shop during a day in Amsterdam. And it was so wonderful and atmospheric. Upon entering we were immediately warmly welcomed by a lovely employee. I had a milkshake which was THE BOMB by the way and my friend had their homemade Hibiscus Rose IceTea. Not only were the drinks great, but the food was delicious too. The decoration inside was really ✨one of a kind✨ and the owner made it a real party 🎉! What a nice, beautiful place that certainly doesn't stop at just 1 visit. You'll see us again soon 🌺!

top place to go super nice staff very nice milkshakes are super tasty really highly recommended

The service was horrible, the waitress was very aggressive.

Worst service ever and the drinks weren’t good at all. We payed for something we didn’t consume and the staff argued with us

Best place for visit in Amsterdam, so so good food and the excellent service will make you so comfortable also! So happy that I come here, thanks✨

Don’t take the philly cheese steak, the bread is very soggy and from the freezer, the meat it not cooked well and the cheese and sauce are mediocre. I waited 3 minutes for some napkins because the waiter forgot, before he didn’t bring any cutlery at the table. At the bathroom no soap but it’s lunch, and the hand dryer doesn’t work. If you come from tiktok, perhaps you can reconsider your place to go. I recommend the english breakfast in you want to get something.

Great staff and the food is beautiful 😁

Super nice atmosphere, friendly staff. People like to come here to switch off for a moment.

A nice place to sit comfortably.

For no-smokers, like me, the smell was strong during my visit. However, the atmosphere is so nice, the waiters and waitresses are very friendly and the food was delicious without having to wait too long for it

Great fries! Had the burger, it was underwhelming but it's so rare to find a place where smoking, food and cocktails are available that it hardly detracts. Great decor and ambiance.

Great ambience, top service. Delicious food, delicious cold and hot drinks. Smoking allowed🤪 Reasonable prices.

Very well decorated, Aarón the cook's pancakes are the best 🥞. You can smoke weed inside

Wow just wow We went there on our last day it is a very nice and cozy place with amazing decorations We loved it there the food was also very good As a bonus they let you smoke inside 😁

Incredible decor, perfect milkshakes, very fresh and not too sweet. Recommended +++

Pretty but that was about it. Drinks and food were overpriced both our meals were cold, would have sent it back if waitress was anywhere to be seen actually had to find her to pay the bill. Bad service, wouldn’t return! Booked for a very special occasion and was really disappointed that I chose here out of all the welcoming places in Amsterdam after being so excited to come.

Beautiful place, great service, good food for snacks. Very nicely decorated ❤️🥰🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺 I highly recommend, the music is great 👍 it's clean it's pleasant. Thank you for everything 🌷🌷🌷

So very pretty place... but... Not even half the tables full and 40 minutes for 2 milkshakes that we didn't even wait for. Waitress spends her time on her phone and chatting with the guy at the bar. 12 minutes to add the milk, 15 minutes to add the rest... Customers are not their priority

Our usual meeting place in Amsterdam to have breakfast. Good English breakfast, great cocktails, the place is really nice, the decoration is top notch and you can smoke ☺️

Nice shop, unfortunately often very crowded. You can eat and drink comfortably here.

Perfect place for a stoners breakfast. Attentive staff, vibrant atmosphere and the food was decent.

Food and drinks were great! Came here for my 7 year anniversery with my wife, The drinks were good and the food was alright. Sadly the service wasn't really okay. The (i assume) boss was walking around drunk and screaming at the servers, the bar staff were avoiding me and telling me ofd when i wanted to pay the bill. Atmosphere is okay just didn't feel super comfortable with the staff. Would recommend a coffeeshop to sit in and smoke