Club Smokey in Grachtengordel-Zuid

Everything was good until one Bartender thinks he is the boss and can do whatever he wants. Clearly he is the most ignorant and stupid person I have ever met in Bar. Behaved like a beggars.

Prices are very high, and even if you're buying something at the bar, they charge you €1 every time you use the restroom. I understand that might be acceptable for non-buyers, but for regular customers, it's outrageous.

Not good to pay for the toilet when you are consuming drinks and food. Really bad costume approach!

Very friendly staffs who made me feel very comfortable.. really enjoyed being here.. just one feedback - if u can improve your food menu with more items it will be really nice…

Very much a tourist trap but good vibes if you're staying in Rembrandtplein or close. Steep stairs now have handrails all the way down... Was sad to see the pool tables have been replaced by more seating... V expensive compared to walking a bit further.. All in all my 10th trip to Rembrandtplein and I love popping in here first thing when leave hotel!

Best place to finish a crazy night in Amsterdam

10 euros for an empty club with cheeky security.

Friendly staff, but the area is overly commercial for my taste

Very strange teamwork, they have a big problem leaving the ashtray on the table. Very annoying and doesn't fit the name Smokey at all!!!

Very friendly staff lovely atmosphere

Great Location, good music and very nice service!

One of the best coffee shops in Amsterdam, you can drink and smoke inside. Sports on TV, table football, and billiards are a great way to have a good time. Not expensive at all!

Perfect Shisha but so noisy music

Club Smoky lives up to its name—it's a relaxed spot where you can freely enjoy weed and vibe to loud, energetic music. The atmosphere is chill, the crowd is diverse, and the sound system keeps the party going all night. Perfect place if you're looking to unwind and have a good time without judgment

The end of an unforgettable night in Amsterdam on a Wednesday(!) evening. Very good music. Possibly also two-story. Fenced outdoor area. Clientele great. We had a legendary party. Unfortunately everyone was thrown out after 3 a.m. because the club closed then. Otherwise we probably would have stayed until 6am. Don't miss this. Thanks Smokey!

Good night! On the night of April 5-6 we were at your place and I forgot my vape on the sofa on the second floor. I can't call you, there's no number. Tell me, did you find the purple vape?

i’ve never seen this in my entire life!! the bouncer literally started strip searched a kid, started reaching his hands into his pockets?? full hand into his jeans pockets and found a couple bags of coke/or whatever after going through ever single pocket and then started shoving him. literally this guy had a couple bags. i saw it with my own eyes because the bouncer started showing everyone. he 100%. obviously wasn’t a dealer, just some random kid trying to get in, and they were giving a straight up strip search! he wasn’t even drunk. i talked to him afterwards and he he was perfectly normal guy going to the bars, not wasted, and looked like a normal guy . first off that’s illegal as hell, you can’t search a persons pocket in amsterdam and reach you hands into the jean pockets of people even if their entering a private business, plus you can’t do that on the side walk in front of a bar. i heard another two guys say they both had cash missing after the same thing happened to them. i was just watching this all night long. the bouncer literally are reaching their hands in pockets and flipping them inside out at a bar?? holy smokes this place is ridiculous. Two people said they definitely had money missing afterwards inside!! also the guy started showing everyone what the kid had in his pocket, it was like two little bags. we saw him put it in his pocket, and then act like he throw something into the smoking ash tray. STAY THE HELL AWAY!! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SEARCHED LIKE YOUR GETTING BOOKED INTO PRISON, OR WANT TO GET THROW OUT BECAUSE YOUR DANCING.

Cool club. Toilet €1 is a disgrace. Prices are okay.

Amazing club where you can not only smoke, but relax with a nice beer or any other alcoholic beverage of your choice. Staff was extremely friendly

On this date 05/02/2025 I was in this place and everything was nice. It was my first night in this place. I paid €300 and you can check this with the employee in the bar. I came the other day and was thrown out by the security guard for no reason. What kind of immoral behavior is this?

I can't rate the food. I didn't order anything. But the cocktails and atmosphere are super relaxed.

It's great to start the evening. Friendly staff who encourage you to drink. Music and drinks were good. Price/performance fits.

Very good music! The cocktails are very good! Superb for smokers and those who just want to have a drink.

**Worst club Ever!** Absolutely awful! Rude bouncers, terrible music, and way overpriced drinks. The vibe was hostile, and the bathrooms were disgusting. Do yourself a favor—skip this place!

Huge atmosphere, never disappointed, incredible and warm staff and kisses to Greg

Dirty tent. To have women pushed into a corner and harassed. Bah!

Drinks are very mediocre, the entry fee of 20€ for 2 people is crazy and án extra charge to use the bathroom is idiotic. If you already pay to enter, pay for then you should never need to pay to pee, thats beyond idiotic. Would 100% not recomend

Came from Germany and we had a very good time. The man who served us was very nice and considered our song request. We didn't come to smoke just for the great vibes

You have got to visit the toilet.

everything is fine! you can dance!

Very rude people there, I won’t spend my money in such a place like this!

Honestly we had really fun on a Sunday. We ordered some cocktails and although they were expensive they were really well filled with alcohol. After 2 cocktails i already felt tipsy. The bar man we’re really nice and offered us a shot. Around 11 o’clock more people arrived and the music started and you could dance. We come from the Netherlands but don’t go out that often in Amsterdam. We didn’t need to smoke we just come for the good vibes.

Staff are amazing but food (which is separate?!) never arrives and the awesome staff have no control over it

The staff is just too in the mood, it's the first time I've seen that

Vibing there every time, personal are superb 🪩

Don’t go there! I had a trial day ( which should be just 2 hours) and they wanted me to stay the whole night until closing. I didn’t mind because I knew I would have to get paid. The first thing one of their employees told me when I asked where to put my bottle of water during the shift, was “ you can put it in my ass”. After 3.5 hours of working I decided to stop and when I asked to get paid they said they don’t pay the trial day! Which is illegal. I made more than 20€ tips that they of course kept and shared. If you want safe and fare working conditions, don’t go there!!!

Potions crafted here exceed not only my expectations, but that of my elf as well. This apothecary is a must see when visiting this city.

Paid 10 euro to get in… still had to pay for the toilet, terrible vibes

Have moet and don perignon , fantastic

We sat here for a while in the evening and enjoyed Amsterdam on a beautiful street. Hookah was the best I've had in Europe. I thought the waiter was Meedo, he was very attentive ☺️

We went there yesterday, years after my brain haemorrhage I tried to go to the disco again and unfortunately this was a traumatic experience for me. The security was very annoying and mean and started shouting all the time and keeping an eye on us while we did nothing. I sat on the stairs so I could put on my shoes, there was almost no place to sit and I couldn't put my shoes on while standing, suddenly the security came to me very unfriendly and impatient, he attacked me like a dog and shouted at me. my that I had to get out of there! He could also indicate this in a normal way and in addition there were many men standing at the stairs all the time, so that was possible🤮🤢I was discriminated against because of my physical disability, I think if they let someone like that in with a handcap then they should treat the target group normally or simply not let them in, in addition, many of the Pakistani men, including many Arabs, were being annoying, they were attacking us all the time and the security simply saw that and did not intervene, but I did complain that I had to sit on the stairs for two minutes to put on shoes! I really don't recommend and especially if something is wrong with you!!! you can't dance there because of the annoying guests, the music hanging around there was okay but the atmosphere was not nice and if you want to have a nice evening in Amsterdam I won't go there

This place had the absolute worst service I have ever experienced! The staff was incredibly rude and showed no concern for customers. The light-skinned girl at the bar had an awful attitude, and the Surinamese man was just as bad! The women at the bathroom door were unbelievably rude—I've never encountered such terrible service in my life. The security staff was also far from professional. Overall, the people here were extremely unpleasant and disrespectful.

Was dead inside and absolute rip off, make you pay 1€ just to use the toilets even tho you just spent 30€ on two drinks.

This place is very lively! We went here twice this weekend it’s one of the best bars. Gives pre covid energy free and fun place with good rotation of popular music

اThe people at the door are very bad I don't advise anyone to go to this place

Very nice club with DJs who play very well

IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT LOVE EVERYTHING OF IT

Great atmosphere with loads of comfy seating and small outdoor patio. Always quick to serve and offer drinks

Got in there to enjoy the night with some friends and the music was good

Commercial yes, but each of us who loves Amsterdam cannot fail to stop in this world called Smokey.

Went here last night for my last day in Amsterdam. Bouncers tried to make me pay/tip to leave? No FN way would I ever pay to leave any place other than jail. GTFOH. Music was actually good too but do yourself a favor skip this POS club.

Very bad service the bar men he want just fight ,😡😡😡 I don't recommend guys this bar if you go be careful from the bar men he just want make problem he don't speak good with costumer . Very bad experience

It's the first time I come here, it's nothing interesting, the bar man is onpic not normal in his mind, he has to go to a bisholoc doctor …….I don't recommend the location so you don't have a spoiled or ugly Day

Very bad service. the staff stole from us.

Friendly waiter, drink prices not very expensive. Good atmosphere.

The guards said it’s not allowed to go in because it’s too late and lets someother people go in right before our eyes. These were the guards working there right at this time I’m writing this rating. If you go the last our you’re lucky to be let in by the guards. Is these special for Amsterdam?

There is a very racist Pakistani worker who treated me with hateful racism when taking the order. His manner was bad, and after that he attacked me even though I was away from everyone and had not done anything wrong. I spoke to him calmly and politely so as not to cause disturbance and chaos in the place, but he insisted on raising his voice. Being explained from the place is a strange behavior. I hope the management of the place will take the necessary action against him, because everyone noticed his unjustified tantrums. The presence of such people tarnishes the reputation of the place. There is a very racist Pakistani worker who treated me with hateful racism when taking the order. His behavior was bad, and then he attacked me even though I was away from everyone and had done nothing wrong. I spoke to him calmly and politely so as not to cause unrest and chaos in the place, but he insisted on raising his voice. Being driven from the place is strange behavior. I hope the management of the place will take necessary action against him as everyone has noticed his unwarranted tantrums. The presence of such people damages the reputation of the place.

Lost my ring here on Friday 1st March 2024. With a lot of sentimental value I was told to check in with it. How long do you keep lost and found?

The employees are poorly behaved and have no experience in dealing

Was in mood for a beer, idiot bouncer: no entry alone. Never ever.

So me and my partner come Amsterdam ALOT. We would spend most of the evening here with a shisha and sit outside. Went last week and it was lovely to have "a shisha as sweet as me" from the lovely bloke who always serves us. Until further into our holiday we go mid-day (literally so quiet) and on the door is 2 security (1 man and 1 woman) I smile and ask about us getting our shisha to which the woman comes in my face demanding to search me. i say "dont you even want to see my ID?" she said no and before i could say well ill just leave she starts pulling stuff out my pockets. Then the bloke said we couldn't come in as my partner was wearing trackies (wore them every other 25 times we have been) Never saw this security before and it seemed the female one was on a massive power trip and really rude.

Yesterday night the dj set was amaging, so great vibes💚 Water too expensive, why don let people having a free glass of can water? It would make it a greater club

Right on the remrant square a perfect place to have a drink and a smoke and people watch ! Also have sports on !

Great club, not too big, but the atmosphere feels like hosting a party among friends at home. The staff was polite, and the security was like your own brothers. Overall, I recommend it, you won't regret it!

Un lugar básico no tan recomendable pero pues si andas por la zona visitalo...

Wir waren dort auf einige Bier, es war Super. Danke ans Team.

Zeer goede bar zeer vriendelijk en zeer goeie sfeer top bar!

Top oud en nieuw gehad super beveiliging ook

램브란트 광장에 있는 coffeeshop 입니다. 저녁마다 엄청나게 신나는 노래가 흘러나옵니다.

Het percentage hasj in de cake is erg laag. Ik heb niets gevoeld, ondanks dat ik twee verschillende soorten heb geprobeerd. De prijzen zijn duurder dan op andere plaatsen. De meeste bezoekers van de plaats zijn toeristen.

Można napić się piwka i zapalić lola, super miejsce

Had a good night there on 16/11/23

Nettes Personal und man kann draußen warm sitzen. Shisha ist mit 25 € ziemlich teuer, dafür ist sie aber gut.

Wir haben dort erst gechillt. Später wurde es dann zum Club (wir durften an unserem platz innen nahe der theke sitzen bleiben). Musik und DJ waren echt top. Service war okay und Getränkpreise vielleicht etwas teuerer, aber noch im Rahmen! Die Glocke an der Bar wurde vom Personal öfters mal geläutet, aber Freigetränke gab es keine... 😭😅 Kurzum: Laden mit guter Musik und (bei uns) freundlichem, aber erkennbar teils semi-professionellem Personal. achja... keine cappys erlaubt, wenn dann nur nach hinten rum aufgesetzt... sicherheit und so (kameras)

Came here to end the night from a Pub Crawl. Good music, people were also pretty chill. Pay to use the toilets, unfortunately. Most of the other bars and clubs I had been to had free toilets, so that was a bummer at the end of the night. But other than that, place is pretty cool.

El mejor Coffee de Ámsterdam. Sillones super cómodos, y se puede beber cerveza y fumar. Com decoración super chula y buenos precios. Muy recomendable

The vibe of this club was really good.Music and service was also good .

Lovely service and staff were eager to assist. Toilets aren't ideally located considering the steep steps but overall feel was comfortable and enjoyable

Hele lieve en gezellige mensen aan het werk🫶🏼. We zijn top behandeld en toen mijn vriendin misselijk was werd ons ook water aangeboden. Heel zorgzaam en leuke sfeer 💗

Pretty good location for going to diffrent clubs/bars. Never a horrible line. A nice intimate space. A good place for younger guys/girls.

Went here as part of a bar crawl and the dj was excellent.

Club Smokey in Amsterdam is a decent club that offers a great night out. During our visit on a Sunday night, we were pleasantly surprised to find a good crowd still making their way in. Despite having to wait for a couple of hours, the atmosphere inside made it worth it. One of the standout features of Club Smokey is that entry was free for us as a couple when we arrived around 11pm. This was a nice perk and added to the overall positive experience. The staff members were friendly and welcoming, which made us feel comfortable throughout our visit. The club itself provided a vibrant and lively ambiance. The music was energetic, and the dance floor was well-maintained. The lighting added to the overall atmosphere and created an exciting environment for dancing and socializing. The bar service was efficient, and the drinks were reasonably priced. The staff members behind the bar were attentive and quick to serve, ensuring that we didn't have to wait too long for our orders. Overall, Club Smokey is a good choice for a night out in Amsterdam. The decent crowd, friendly staff, and enjoyable atmosphere make it a worthwhile destination for those looking to have a fun and memorable evening.

Is een leuke sfeer. Lekker chile mensen. En vriendelijke personeel kom dr wel vaker langs als ik bij Amsterdam ben.

Absolutely bouncing place to be

Een geweldig café dat na 23.00 uur levendig wordt🥳🥳🥳

One of the best bar in Amsterdam

rembrant plein...un posto da vedere assolutamente

Een mooi ingerichte lounge met overal televisieschermen waarop je voetbal goed kunt volgen zelfs in de wc, alleen de muziek zijn alleen maar radio hit songs wat een beetje vervelend wordt na een lange tijd

I love the bartender there.such a nice gentleman and nice drinks in menu :)

Nice ambience inside the club. Good drinks. A bit expensive but it's Amsterdam so expected.

Wir waren am 17.03.2023 da! Du Musik, die Dj‘s waren der absolute Vollhammer - gefühlt 5std vollgas Mashup House, Drops und einfache Mega Gemixt! Die Leute sehr positiv gehypt und good vibes only! Nach viel Rumgesuche ein Glücksgriff!

Bester Club ! - großes Kompliment an diesen MEGA DJ !

Sehr nettes Team und total leckere Shisha.

sfeervolle plek . menu kaart mag wat duidelijk er groter zeker omdat het binnen sfeervol donker is

Not a good club. Drinks very expensive and had to pay for the bathroom