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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Lifesaver – Our Home Away From Home! 😂
This place was honestly a lifesaver for us!
I took my daughter and my little grandchildren on an exploration trip around the Netherlands, with Amsterdam as our final stop. We stayed at Hotel Levell for four nights, and having IKEA practically opposite the hotel was such a blessing.
Instead of paying around €12 for breakfast at the hotel, we could simply cross over to IKEA and have breakfast for about €3. The same applied in the evening – IKEA meatballs to the rescue! 😂
God bless whoever decided to put that hotel in front of IKEA!
As a Londoner who lives near IKEA Wembley, it genuinely felt like a little home away from home. 😂
It was also interesting comparing the Amsterdam IKEA restaurant with London. They had some food options I don't remember seeing back home, including kebab chicken and a few other dishes. Their gravy was thicker than the London version, and they charge separately for mayonnaise and ketchup!.
But the tea deserves a special mention! ☕😂 Unlimited cups and properly HOT! Much better than some of the lukewarm tea I've had at IKEA London.
Apart from those little differences, all was well. Affordable food, convenient location and exactly what a family travelling with children sometimes needs.
It reminded me of Romans 8:28: "All things work together for good to them that love God."
Sometimes it's the little unexpected conveniences that make travelling with children so much easier.
Thank you, IKEA Amsterdam – you certainly made our four-night stay easier, cheaper and a little more like home! ❤️😂
The food is good... personally, I had beef tenderloin with rice and a chicken spring roll, and it was very tasty. The atmosphere is okay in itself, but the staff could be a bit more cheerful.
Firstly, the prices are far too high for the poor quality… A chocolate “pancake” at €12/13 with no flavor or anything… Same for the so-called bacon bagel when there was no bacon… In short, very disappointed.
The reviews speak for themselves. Called to pick up at 8:00 PM and that was possible! Then, for 40 minutes, they kept saying the food was almost ready. Well, that was just a lie! If they were really working on it, it should have been ready long ago. After waiting for forty-five minutes, they said it would take another half hour. So we just left, but never again for us!
Ik wil hier vrijdag gaan eten voorafgaand aan het concert. Dus koks en kelners ......zet jullie beste beentjes voor, want de recensies tot nu toe zijn niet al te best!! En de vorige keer, een paar maanden geleden, dat ik hier at was de kwaliteit zeeeer matig. Zo jammer van dit prachtige restaurant!
I don’t agree with the other reviews here. These guys work so hard to send and receive our packages, and it is understandable that they must cut down on certain delivery companies. I appreciate the efforts they put in! A little respect and sympathy never hurt.
The man behind the counter smeared my hands with garlic sauce when I asked for more sauce, and then he laughed in my face. The furniture is very dirty and there is a strange smell in the place. Additionally, this is the only place where you can find mosquitoes in the middle of winter. No idea how they get there.
Písanie
Great place to relax! The Americano was excellent—rich, smooth, and perfectly prepared. The outdoor terrace is comfortable and peaceful, making it a great spot to enjoy a coffee and unwind. Friendly service and a pleasant atmosphere. I would definitely come back. Highly recommended!